New Delhi: In a shocking development of ongoing Centre-Delhi political rivalry, the jailed former law minister Somnath Bharti executed an incredible prison break late evening & tried a doughty raid on the CBI headquarters in the middle of the night yesterday. He was leading a nimble team of 7-8 AAP volunteers disguised as black commandos along with his ruthless canine ‘Don’.
In order to bamboozle the CBI staff & security he camouflaged himself in a NSG commander uniform carrying dummy Ak-47 & grenade jacket.
Held again!
“Around 1am, other colleagues and I were casually discussing about the day’ s unprecedented events involving a CM’s office raid by our agency, when suddenly a paramilitary team entered our premises for searching an un-detonated bomb”, said Pinjrebaaj Singh, the CSO with the CBI headquarters.
“All of the on-duty officers & other staff members smoothly made way for the outright explosives hunt and quickly evacuated the building”, he added.
“As the team started combing floor by floor, we were expecting the Bomb disposal squad to arrive anytime but to our surprise it didn’t turn up even after half an hour”.
He recalled, “Someone from us informed the Delhi Police which was on toes & doing a rampant manhunt across the city borders after the news of the prison break broke out. God knows how they somehow got the input that CM Arvind ji was also planning a raid here to verify which files did CBI seized during its earlier raid in the Delhi’s secretariat”.
“Within minutes, the cops rushed in to our headquarters & confronted the commando team. As I was assisting one of the commandos in guiding the other members with the map of our building via walkie-talkie , I overheard them murmuring “Sale in Tutpanjiyon ne Thullon ko kyu bula liya?”
“I got appalled as CM Arvind ji’ s evening speech flashed in front of me mocking CBI with cuss like ‘Tutpanjiyon’ ‘Gidad-bhakshion’… Previously he had also demeaned us by calling ‘thulla'”. “It took me no time in joining the bits that they are nothing but AAP members disguised as commandos”
The cops immediately confronted & busted the commando team….unceremoniously packing Bharti along to the jail though one of them managed to escape by jumping off from the the first floor on the backyard slums of the building.
Bharti was also heard shouting he has done nothing wrong but upholding the Kejriwal’s revolutionary spirit against a fascist state.
While our top placed sources in the CBI say that it had more to do with recovering porn sites ownership credentials which the CBI had seized before thus affecting Bharti’s business interests in the future.
Today, in early morning, CM Kejriwal addressed the media, “Lipika ji (Bharti’s wife) had earlier conspired with LG to frame our ultra honest law minister. Even then we cooperated with the authorities. We also appointed Somnath as the Internal-Lokepal for all the jailed MLAs. Such is our transparency. But now the water level has crossed our forehead”.
Then the CM continued with his usual rhetoric,“Ye Modi ji ki hume badnaam krne ki sazish hai ji, aapko pta nhi hai Kejriwal kis mitti se bna hai”.
Meanwhile in another news, AAP’s spokesperson Ashutosh has reportedly fell in his bathroom & sustained a fracture. In his hospital bed he has being unusually tweeting “Bcz u hv to chase me. Bcz I m the hero Delhi dezrvs, bt not the 1 it needs ryt now, so u will hunt me. Bcz I can take it, because I m not a hero. I m a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Black Knight”.
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