New Delhi. In another sensational news Arvind Kejriwal claims he found a rat in his office which allegedly was sent by Narendra Modi to gnaw, eat, digest and finally destroy the files related to the DDCA and Arun Jaitley. This allegation closely follow the CBI raid at his office after which he started firing it all on Twitter.
Modi can’t even tackle rats. Forget about corruption.
We in an exclusive manage to speak with him, “As I got into office yesterday after pre booking Dilwale after I found there were calls from the right wing to boycott it, I saw something moving in my file cabinet and saw a rat crawling in it and that too where all the files relating to Jaitley were kept. I had seen Stuart little and Peter Pettigrew on Harry Potter where he could turn himself into a rat and I immediately was convinced it was a mutant rodent trained and sent by Modi on a covert operation to sabotage all the corruption files I had on his right hand man. I knew Modi was a coward and a psychopath (Deliberate typo) but he has also started dabbling in the Dark arts”. Kejriwal later started a tirade against all BJP leaders and was later offered water by our reporter after he saw Kejriwal’s throat growing hoarse.
Kejriwal later tweeted ‘Animals and rodents being sent to my office to spy on me’ and ‘All animals belong to Maneka Gandhi who owns them illegally’. Now Kejriwal has even grown suspicious about a crow which sits on his office porch after he saw the three eyed raven on Game of Thrones.
We later caught up with an intellectual jurno, “The rat crawling in Kejriwal’s office is actually a failure of the Swacha Bharat Abhiyan where even after almost 2yrs in office Modi has failed to rid the capital of rats and will the Prime Minister answer”!
The rat was later chased upon by Somnath Bharti as it crawled along the alleyways but later gave up after he found a Ladies toilet and decided to relieve himself.
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