New Delhi. Delhi government has now come out with yet another breathtaking idea to lower the effect of pollution on its citizens. But readers kindly note that this idea is literally breathtaking.
Government of Delhi has passed a new bill in which Delhi people will be allowed to breathe only on alternate days. This will not only immediately bring down the intake of polluted air by 50% but it will save extra Oxygen in the atmosphere which Delhi government will save in balloons and sell to other states.
Baba Ramdev won’t be allowed to roam freely in Delhi as he inhales too much of oxygen thereby polluting the air
Speaking to the Fakingnews correspondent Jhandu Lal, Ashutosh of the AAP said that their government is dedicated to work for the welfare of the people of Delhi. When asked on how people will survive without breathing, Ashutosh said that their government will give oxygen cylinders to breathe on those days when breathing from natural air is not allowed. AAP government also has decided to provide 50% subsidy on oxygen cylinders, since breathing is a fundamental right. But after 3 months, this subsidy will be removed. He added that Delhi government will train people on how to survive the full day without breathing using Vipashna. They will give this training for 3 months after which cylinders will not be required. Post training, people will be expected to stay alive for one day without Oxygen.
When asked will their government allow people to breathe who still would not be able to live after the Vipashna, Ashutosh said, ‘No. There is no tolerance on this. We need to take strict action on this before it is too late’.
Responding to this move, Subramaniam Swamy of the BJP said that this is nothing new. The same technique was used by Pandavs during Mahabharat.
Kejriwal tweeted, ‘With Vipashna, Delhi people will find Breathing on Alternate Days an easy workout. I had Vipashna training last December and I have not inhaled since then’
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