Friday, December 18, 2015

Oscars adds new category “Maar joota, Maar Chappal”: Prem Ratan Dhan Payo wins

This year after Modi’s visit to US is giving some very healthy results as Oscars Awards management team is all set to introduce a new nomination named “Maar joota, Maar Chappal”. And the ultimate nomination and winner is none other than Bollywood “Prem Ratan Dhan Payo” (actually the only).

Salman Khan went in traditional Indian attire to grab the award

Salman Khan went in traditional Indian attire to grab the award

When our reporter asked about the movie to Judges, they replied in Hindi (Modi’s effect), “Pakaoo, Vahiyaad, Sir Kha liya”, they also used abusive words which we can’t write here (maybe they watched Gangs of Wasseypur too).

Our reporter when reached Bhai’s home, whole of PRDP team was having a party and director’s excitedly told our reporter that he is all set to receive “100slaps” as a trophy and honour for his Wahi-Yaad movie.

However Salman was shocked and he secretly told our reporter, “I wasn’t even expecting an Indian award”, Sonam Kapoor was still trying to act good (as she has done a great job in movie itself). Neil Niton Mukesh was not present in party because of his fractured spine (surely American actors are heavier to carry #GoT).

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