We thought about publishing a new calendar for 2016 with bikini clad models. However, since we are not bankrupt like Vijay Mallaya, we don’t have the money to hire all those models. Instead, here is a calendar recapping 2015 thanks to Photoshop.
January saw “The Suit” when Modi met Obama
February saw “The Victory” as AAP swept away BJP and Congress in Delhi
March is best remembered for Kejriwal kicking out Prashant Bhushan and Yogendra Yadav
The prodigal son returned from his vacation in April
Nitin Gadkari introduced the country to his farming techniques
Entire June, “The Nation” wanted to know when will the nation get Sushma Swaraj’s resignation.
July, Bajrangi Bhaijaan released and Sakshi Maharaj learned how to send people to Pakistan
August, Patels led by Hardik Patel demanded the reservation
By the time September ended, every Indian knew Indrani Mukherjea’s family tree by-heart thanks to the relentless 24X7 coverage
October, the month during which intolerance kept growing and growing.
November, Lalu Returns released successfully in Patna
The gloves were off within BJP as Arun Jaitley and Kirti Azad differences reached a boiling point.
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