New Delhi. The surprise winner of Arvind Kejriwal and Arun Jaitley stand off, is one and only one Sheila Dixit. Suddenly she has again started dreaming about Delhi CM post after the next assembly election.
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“I am coming again. Yay!”
When contacted, Sheila confirmed the news. She said, “Of course, Arvind Kejriwal is my good friend. I knew that Delhi walas are not going to be stupid enough to elect me for the 4th consecutive time. So going with “ghar ka joker” concept, we felt Arvind Kejriwal was any day better than BJP coming to power. And as you know, the amazing actor he his, he leveraged Delhi walas’ stupidity even beyond what I did 3 times combined getting 67 seats of 70″.
Our correspondent inquired, if she feels worried about any legal action to be taken against her by the Delhi Government, Sheila Dixit just laughed and asked “What corruption? I am among the most honest politicians around the nation”. This came like a shocker and so we checked, “What about 370 page report released by Arvind Kejriwal before elections? He promised he will put you behind bars in 15 days”. And post this ex-Delhi CM could just not control her laughter. With innocent smile on her face, she asked, “It is interesting that there are still people around who believe in Arvind’s fake reports & allegations and taking of action against me. Arvind would never want to do so. He and my son are good friends and all this drama was to just ensure that power remains within the corrupt fabric of the family, be it Congress or Congressified AAP”.
When we asked her about her future plans, she said, “Of course, I am coming back. Didn’t you hear Arun Jaitley agrees as well that Kejriwal’s worst government ever has made my controversial tenure seem like golden era. So as long as Kejriwal can keep fooling around with his angry young and honest man positioning, we will have him continue. Else my golden era will be back again anyways”.
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