Mumbai: In an extraordinary brilliant move today by Mumbai police, they have filed a fresh charge sheet in drunken driving case involving Salman Khan.The police has been facing criticism from all quarters after a judgment by high court. Even after 13 years worth of investigation they were unable to establish who was drunk and who was driving that unfortunate night.
Last night Bandra Sub Inspector (SI) Mr. Pravin Tambe heard his son Manu talking to his friend about Ghost Rider.
Let me drive!
Manu: Hey Tanu…have you seen Ghost Rider?
Tanu: No re… whats in it?
Manu: You wont believe Tanu.. this guy.. Nicolas Cage is awesome… He brings havoc in street every time he rides his bike.
Tanu: OOh…that is scary Manu.. he may hurt people
Manu: Yes some people who are not careful may get hurts with it… but he is the best
After hearing this SI Tambe felt that he has got the key to his promotion. Early in the morning he went to his boss and told them about Nicolas Cage the Ghost Rider. His boss Mr. Chutkule thought things are at rock bottom and since no one knows who was driving it only makes sense to give it a try.
Mr.Tambe quickly prepared a report, called some local hawkers and signed them as witness. By afternoon fresh charge sheet was presented to Hon Court.According to this charge sheet Mr Nicolas Cage S/o Mr. August Coppola was driving the car which run over people sleeping on pavement in Bandra.
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