New Delhi. The CBI on Tuesday raided the office of Arvind Kejriwal, the Chief Minister of Delhi and what they found is really amazing. CBI entered the premises at 8:45 am. Inside the office, they found many lockers with name stickers on them. Inside Kejriwal’s locker, CBI found a small machine named as AVM or Aarop Vending Machine.
Arvind Kejriwal speechless after being exposed
Using this machine is easy. The person standing in front of this needs to wear a Muffler, cough thrice and then take the name of the person against whom he wants the machine to generate accusations. The machine automatically prints 3 accusations against that person on an A4 paper. Number of acquisitions generated is equal to the number of times the user coughs in front of the machine.
One CBI official tried using the machine and took the name of Sonia Gandhi and then coughed. Sources tell us that the machine has generated 16.7 lacs acquisitions and is still printing acquisitions since yesterday morning.
Surprisingly when the user called Rahul Gandhi in another AVM, the machine started printing cute images of children. CBI also found 7 one rupee coins which had become black. CBI said that this was black money which AAP used during the Delhi elections and has filed a case against Kejriwal for keeping black money.
On this, Baba Ramdev, while winking, said that he was right in saying that Modi will bring back the black money and these 7 one rupee coins was just the beginning. Ramdev also said, ‘‘Gone are the days when CBI was a puppet of the government and now it is a completely independent and autonomous body’’ and he winked again.
CBI also found 35 bottles of cough syrup, 10 Mufflers and 7 pairs of black sandals inside CM Kejriwal’s locker. CBI then went on to open Ashutosh’s closet. Inside which they found 8 fair and handsome creams, 11 face massage creams, 5 fruit packs and one hair removal wax. They also found an empty bottle of glycerin. Sources tell us this bottle was used while giving interviews to TV channels.
Although when the CBI raided the principal secretary Rajendra Kumar’s office, CBI found Babaji Ka Thullu. CBI said that this antique Babaji Ka Thullu has been stolen by Rajendra Kumar and it is in search of the Baba whom the Thhullu belongs to.
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