New Delhi. Given that Congress will not let anything pass in parliament, party workers are very worried. Rahul had said earlier in the week, “We will not allow anything to pass in the House. Even gas”. Bloating has increased tremendously in Delhi circles. Some Congress folks intolerant to such bloating are even going abroad to “vent” themselves. Those unable to vent abroad have thronged local pharmacies.
Sonia Gandhi feeling uncomfortable retaining gas inside
The sales of stuff like lactose, castor oil and dulcolax tablets has skyrocketed since the commencement of this session of parliament. Party stalwarts like Diggy, ZeroSib and ChaddyFM have caused the most havoc due to their advancing age and lax sphincters; this allows them to pass a few things without their knowledge. This has caused a major stink in both houses. Some House veterans have used the back passage to escape from this onslaught.
Coughsyrup Keju resorted to a knee-jerk series of tweets, as usual: “I see the hand of Modi in this. Now we know why he goes abroad frequently. He cannot stand this day in and day out. It also explains why Delhi’s pollution level is now out of hand. I am not a coward. I will not go abroad. I will simply go to a retreat in the south to enjoy some fresh air when Italian Ma ji gives me the permission to do so”.
Meanwhile, in the south, Amma was laughing and was noted to have made a passing comment: “We put stickers on everything, so that we know who has passed anything, if at all”.
Popular weather forecaster Ramanan, when asked about the recent floods in Chennai, gave an interesting tidbit worthy of X-files level interest: “Chennai floods are a direct result of the Delhi effect. If you cannot pass through one area, it will come through another!”
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