New Delhi: One can not miss the jubilant face of Rahul Gandhi coming out from court after getting bail in National Herald case. Last time he had given such broad smile to entire nation was when he was addressing the press after 2014 Lok Sabha results. After concluding his speech he turned to his mother and innocently asked, “Mummy, why can’t poor in this country start a section 25 company? This will give them real chance to own some property later on”.
Mummy: I know your heart is always with poor, my son. But I don’t think they will get free loan and majority shares to another company which has property.
“Wow Sir. Now thats like an IIN grad!” Sachin Pilot to Rahul Gandhi
Hearing this Rahul’s heart filled with pain and he started thinking how this could be made possible. He thought for entire 1.5 minutes and Volaa… Next day he called upon his young turks in Congress like Jyotiryaditya, Sachin piolet, Surjewala etc. and started explaining:
Rahul: Listen Folks. We have serious issue to discuss now. I have noticed that there are far too many poor people and we also have so many properties. We need to do something so that these two (Poor people & Property) could meet together. What do u think?
Jyotiryaditya: Hmm. Never been a poor. Sorry.
Sachin: You are right Rahul, but don’t you need money to buy property?
Rahul (grinning): I know where you are coming from. But I have solution to this. Imagine if they don’t have to pay for the property. Imagine if they just go and grab it.
Jyoti: Your idea is brilliant Rahul; except there is a law in this country and you can’t just go and grab property.
Rahul: Exactly. You hit the tail near the ass.
Sachin: Rahul. Its not correct. It should be ‘hit the nail on the head’.
Rahul: Ok, whatever. We should change the law and make it right to grab the property.
Robert: I am all for it.
Rahul: So I propose “Right To Land Grab” will be Congress’s promise to the people in every election now on. Lets do it buddy. Don’t worry Jyoti. We have very experienced people in the family. They can guide us whenever needed (winked Robert).
All in unison: “Yes”
Priyanka: Mummy. Aapne Complan kyon nahi diya bhai ko… Next election mein phir se mujhe hi jana padega iske liye vote mangane.
Mummy: Stop it Priyanka… Bhola hai wo
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