Ever since the Fake in India initiative was launched, foreign giants have realised that the working population in India can do a lot more faking than fake the american english accent in call centres and consequently have been trying to branch out in India with their own fake projects, Faking basics (aka free basics) to name a recent one. In a press announcement, Julian Assange, founder of Wikileaks, has announced what is set to be the biggest inclusion into Fake in India in 2016, an Indian subchapter of Wikileaks, to be named Faking Leaks.
Our fakingnews reporter couldn’t stop blushing when Julian said, “Faking news is to Firstpost what Faking leaks will be to Wikileaks.” He went on, “After the sensational fake leak of 2014 which ran viral ‘America fears Modi because they know he is incorruptible’, it was only a matter of time before we dived deep into the potential of Indian human resources in faking leaks who are already hyperactive except without real jobs. We have people who can fake about everything from NASA to NSA.”
HRD Minister Smriti Irani delighted in the news: “this new subchapter will open up many real jobs for our online warriors who are at present jobless on paper. This is also going to inspire the youth to master the art of photo-shopping and put India made faking memes on an international viral scale.”
Arvind Kejriwal, the muffler man’s voice was unexpectedly muffled about this, unable to comment about faking leaks while being busy with leaks of polluting gases. An AAP spokesperson however clarified their stand, “It is against our party philosophy to leak anything in the background, we demand and expose information only as a stage act; we are not whistleblowers, we are curtain raisers”.
Baba Ramdev, inspired by this impending revolution in Indian faking, tried to step up his act cooked up a new asana named “Julian Assan” in which your body is supposedly aligned in a way to leak fake poop, aka fart.
The tentative date for the launch is said to be the first of April this year. Slogans are already trending over the internet like “fekupanti bhi zaruri hai”, “it happens only in India”, “why be a pressitute when you can fake it dude”, hashtags like #fakeit are taking Indian twitter apart.
FAKING SENSATION OF 2014 LEAD TO THE BIRTH OF FAKING LEAKS
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