Govt gears up to tackle ‘Housefull 3′ with high level meet in New Delhi

New Delhi: The Narendra Modi government at the center  today got into a huddle after conflicting reports emerged that ‘Housefull 3′ is approaching landfall. A high level crisis management committee meeting chaired by the Prime minister was held at his residence and was attended by prominent cabinet members.

They are back with triple the pain!

Sources say that the government is fully prepared to take on ‘Housefull 3′ and does not want to repeat the mistakes it made when “Housefull 1″ and ‘Housefull 2 ‘ had hit India a few years ago.

The government can breathe a little easy this time as Sajid Khan is no longer a part of  Housefull franchise but concerns remain with Abhishek Bachchan set to act and also sing  in the movie . A cabinet minister who was part of the meet said ,”The IMD department is keeping a close eye on the movement of Housefull 3 . Whenever you have something as dangerous as Housefull, there remains a threat of mass destruction.” The Home ministry  it is believed has kept five companies of NDRF on standby for evacuation and other relief work.

Environmentalists have for long pointed out government’s apathy towards such man made disasters. Speaking to Faking News, noted environmentalist Hariyali Singh said ” Where do they get money  from for such movies  . Why can’t our ministers nip such disasters in the bud.”

Statistics cut a sorry figure for India with as many as five thousand people reportedly losing their mind every year as a direct consequences of  movies like ‘Housefull’ , ‘Humshakals’ and  more . Those who survive are left in a state of shock for their entire lives. With the change in government many believe the common man may get respite from such ordeals.

Meanwhile, IB is keeping a close watch on Sajid Khan to ensure he doesn’t start a new franchise like Housefull.

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