While exchanging actionable intelligence with Pakistan on the Pathankot attack, Ajit Doval had provided the call details and phone numbers used by the terrorists to communicate with their handlers in Pakistan. It is now widely believed that Pakistan has informed Doval that the phone numbers do not exist and untraceable in the Pakistan telephone network.
While Doval was understandably stumped and left wondering what to do,Telecom Minister R.S.Prasad came to the rescue of India and Doval. He has provided clinching proof of Pakistan’s involvement in Pathankot from which they are unable to recover.
Proof 1. Mr.Prasad said that after analyzing all the call records made between the terrorists and their handlers, he found that there was no call drop. This he said was conclusive proof that the phone numbers were not located in the Indian telephone network.
Proof 2. If there had been call drops, the callers would have claimed 1Rs. penalty for each call drop and the GOI would have credited the amount to the Jan Dhan account of the callers. The very fact that no claims were made for penalty and there was ZERO LOSS for GOI proved that the callers were not Indian nationals. It was definitely Pakistanis who communicated using Pakistan based telephone network for their nefarious activities.
Proof 3. Even though the mobile phone of one Indian national Salwinder Singh was used the very fact the Battery ran out in no time, showed a successful call connection. If there had been call drop the battery would not have discharged so fast.
Proof 4. As the last proof, Prasad cited Bollywood, Kollywood, Tollywood and Sandalwood movies which highlighted mother and son sentiments. He reasoned that no hero who is about to die could seek and get his mother’s blessings in less than a minute. Those who watched Indian movies here and in Pakistan would vouch for the fact that the hero always gets his mother’s blessing and the heroine’s heart only towards the end of a two hour ordeal. The one minute call only proves that both mother and son were not Indians but only Pakistanis.
After this stupendous development there is a wild rumour that in the next Cabinet shuffle Prasad will be given additional responsibility of NSA and Doval is likely to be posted as Security guard in Pathankot Air base.
On hearing this terrifying news Nawaz Shariif spoke to NaMo on the hot line and begged him to retain Prasad and Doval in their respective positions, since it would affect his election prospects next time around in Pakistan.
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