Delhi: Engineer turned taxman turned social worker turned politician turned movie critic, Kejriwal went on to display one more quality of his, astrology, by predicting CBI raids at his subordinate Manish Sisodia’s office. Impressed by his ability, honest UP politicians Maya and Mulayam approached him if he can do the same for them.
Kejriwal attending phone requests from UP
According to our very unreliable sources, behenji approached Kejriwal for his services and asked for help. Reportedly, she has also offered to share some part of her hard earned honest income if the exact date and time for the raid can be known. Similarly, our own Netaji also tried to contact Kejriwal for the prediction. He has also asked if Kejriwal can sign him a “Certificate of Honesty” so that he can show it to CBI, to avoid questions about his very simple way of living. If rumours are to be believed, Kejriwal would be getting an invite to his next birthday party as the fee.
When we tried to contact BSP supremo on why she needs to fear about CBI raids if she is so honest, we could get through only her supporters, who tried to convince us that their Supreme Leader has nothing to hide but is a very shy person, she has apprehensions that CBI officers may come and click pictures with her and post it later on facebook. She can’t even cut his ticket or suspend him over that. Also, Mulayam’s supporter told us that, Netaji has no disproportionate assets and CBI is just troubling their beloved Netaji for no cause. He just want to know about their raids so that his ladke don’t do the galti of manhandling CBI officers.
Reportedly, other politicians are also in queue for Kejriwal’s help, some like Virbhadra Singh, Lalu ji, Mamta didi, Amma and Harish Rawat ji approached him for his astrology services to anticipate the raid. Meanwhile, when we contacted Kejriwal over this, he seemed to be quite happy to help politicians against the devil Tauji and his puppet CBI.
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