New Delhi. Now Arvind Kejriwal has alleged that it was actually MS Dhoni who ordered the ink attack on him so as to deflect attention from team India’s series loss against Australia. Kejriwal who was inked yesterday hasn’t yet washed his face and has also reportedly applied adhesive to his face so that the ink doesn’t leave his face until the elections in Punjab.
Dhoni is a coward captain and a psychopath skipper”: Arvind Kejriwal
We spoke to Kejriwal himself to get a better understanding of the situation, “Well you see ji, as usual after I got inked I was going to blame Modi just as I do after my Milkman gives adulterated milk or the dogs bark too much at night or when a pigeon ruins my terrace but I decided otherwise this time. You see none of my AAPtard comrades were interested in this odd even thanksgiving but were glued to the television screens watching the India Australia match, and they started getting ready with rotten eggs, tomatoes and bricks to raid the cricketers homes just as they do after India loses a series but just as they were going to storm out of the celebration building someone came and inked my precious honest face. Just then all my supporters stopped chanting the anti Dhoni slogans and began with the anti Modi ones and were all prepared to raid whichever country Modi was visiting. That’s when I knew who was behind it all. Dhoni knew that Arnab and the rest would start trending a #ShameInMelbourne hashtag but after this attack would start with the Opposition Silenced in Modi’s India rant. Initially I was tempted to blame Modi as usual but decided to go after Dhoni to resonate with the people in the anti Dhoni vote bank, which currently gaining momentum in India”.
In some hot information accessed just now, Kejriwal is considering withdrawing the Dhoni responsible theory after he realised that it would ultimately benefit Virat Kohli the most which is totally unacceptable as Kohli supported and praised enemy Jaitley during the DDCA row perpetrated by him.
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