New Delhi: For the purpose of pacifying Arvind Kejriwal’s ire, Prime Minister Narendra Modi has decided to permanently get inked as a goodwill gesture. He shall soon get his biceps tattooed by an Indian tattoo-maker.
One of the soon-to-be-inked arms
AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal was inked by a random woman at a function to thank people for the success of odd-even scheme in Delhi. He blamed the BJP for the entire incident. Immediately after being aware of the blame, PM Narendra Modi decided to take corrective measures to diminish AAP’s anger.
One of our FN reporters got a chance to speak to the lucky tattoo artist who informed him that our PM is looking to get the logo of ‘Make in India’ inked on both his biceps. Small cats will be drawn which will turn into a lion when the biceps are fully pumped up.
Furthermore, one might even get to see a mini flower inked on his chest which will boast of his party symbol ‘Lotus’ when the body is fully pumped up, but this tattoo will be made a month after the biceps are inked.
Famous wrestlers from the globe have been invited to inaugurate Modi’s biceps once they are inked. Sources say that Sunny Deol was really disappointed when he didn’t get an invitation for the same.
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