It was a black day for comedy when Kiku Sharda got arrested for mimicking the Godman Shri Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh ji. This is what comedians do to make others laugh. On the demands of people from all over the country who took offense at mimicry, police can’t find a moment to spare breathing. The reports of arrests are coming from many other parts of the country.
The first report came in from the capital city itself where a driver with an odd number car was seen taking a U-turn. The traffic police didn’t spare a moment in arresting him for mimicking the famous movie critic Arvind Kejriwal. The police officer had this to say, “We did not sit idle at such important issue, the accident on the road could wait but mimicking Kejriwal by taking U-turn! It was blasphemous”. The man was screaming that he brought along the wrong car on an even day so he was going back home to replace the car. However there was no one to listen to his pleas.
Another such incident comes from the oldest party of India, the Indian National congress. A member was arrested on behalf of her highness Smt. Sonia Gandhi when this member was found acting stupid. He said that he has decided not to use common sense from now on and was arrested on the charges of mimicking the party vice president Shri Rahul Gandhi. He was asked to download all the episodes of chhota bheem as punishment.
However the biggest celebrity arrest was that of none other than the newly wedded Harbhajan Singh. He could not believe it when police reached out to him with an arrest warrant. According to the policeman at the scene reported that the spinner’s first words were, “Mai Geeta pe hath rakh k kasam khata hu, maine kisi ki mimicry nahi ki”. It turned out that the report against him was filed by none other than the MSM (no! not him… on social media they call them main stream media). Ms. Sagarika Ghosh exclaimed furiously, “Till the time he was a Sikh, he was fine. The moment he married a Hindu, he started showing his true colors. First it was the internet Hindus and now he started doing it offline too. Spinning was mine and my husband’s area of expertise. He deliberately started spin bowling to mock us.”
Sources report that their first choice was to file the case against Sir Jadeja but had to call it off after the intervention of the Jedi council.
The most shocking and mass hysteria where people left no stone unturned in the efforts of mocking came along when the reports of mimicking the Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi started to pour in from not only from the country but all over the world. People were seen protesting Kiku Sharda’s arrest from all over the world by mimicking Narendra Modi by taking selfies. What was surprising that even birds did not stay behind in this mimicking spree when they copied the flying from one place to another by the Prime Minister! People from around the world taking selfies have already been arrested but the arresting of birds is taking a little while.
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