With 2 matches lost down under, BCCI has lost the hope of India clinching the 5-match series. But all is not lost.
“We tried the strategy of adding new players in the team, but sadly they haven’t succeeded in striking a chord. Therefore we had to select someone who is indirectly associated with cricket,” said BCCI chief selector Sandeep Patil.
Anushka Sharma all pepped up for the tour
Virat Kohli’s better half Anushka has attended several cricket matches in the past and India has performed well in a handful of matches. Although, it hasn’t brought much luck to Kohli in the recent fixtures.
“We are hopeful that Anushka might break the jinx of Australia’s winning spree against India since more than a year,” stated BCCI secretary Anurag Thakur with sparkling eyes
Twitter was flooded with criticism related to Anushka’s tour. “Anushka bhabhi kya ukhaad lengi? Yuvraj ko daalo ODI team me,” stated a ranting tweet with angry emoticons in it.
Another tweet talked about Ishant Sharma’s weird hairstyle bringing the badluck for team India. A couple of tweets also blamed BJP government for team India’s failure and a few others claimed that Arvind Kejriwal is the man behind the plan of sending Anushka down under; deeming it nonsensical.
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