According to our reliable resources, Government of India has taken the decision of forming a special task force (STF) to nab Mr. Mallya soon. This decision was taken after going through the video footage shown by various TV news channels which shows his countryside estate on the outskirts of London is vast and surrounded by dense forest, very similar to the one used by Veerappan during his peak time.
In addition couple of TimesNow reporters have talked about an interesting observation like two swimming pools they have noticed, which many experts consider as a rare sight for anyone to find on earth. Both the reporters are keeping a close tab on the pools day & night, hoping someday Mallya will use one of them and their channel will be the first one to make a breaking news out of it.
First it was V for Veerappan and now its V for Vijay.
One of the top government officials who is in charge of #CatchMallya mission spoke to us on the condition of anonymity. He said, “I am working in the home department for more than thirty years. When I saw the pictures of his countryside estate appropriately named as Ladywalk, it reminded me of the dense Satyamangam forest where the notorious bandit Veerappan used to have his den. Immediately I called for a high level meeting to review the situation and we took a collective decision to form the STF”.
The senior official added, “You all know how tough it was for our earlier STF team to finish the bandit. Looking at the current scale of operation which will happen on overseas condition this time, my probable guess is, it would take equal amount of effort & time if not more to nab Mr. Mallya”.
“Please remember unlike Veerappan time when not a single reporter dared to go anywhere close, now a large contingent of media personnel are already waiting outside the Liquor baron’s estate to catch his every move. This kind of over-aggressive reporting is not going to help my team as Mr. Mallya & his son Jr. Mallya will come to know about every move STF is going to take in advance. We hope with T20 world cup starting soon, majority of reporters will come back to India and CatchMallya mission from media houses will cool down. That will give us an opportunity to launch an all-out attack to nab him soon”, said the official.
Official is hopeful during this mission, there is a good chance other than breaking #Mallyagate, STF might crack #Lailtgate who is probably hiding somewhere nearby.
Though the official denied to give any comment, we have understood from our sources that there is added pressure from Broadcasters association to nab Mr. Mallya soon because he has spoken badly about “nation wants to know” editor in his tweet.
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