Mumbai: In a first, the Censor Board appears to have done its job correctly and has banned the Indian National Congress as they felt that its influence on the youth of this country is negative and undesirable.
“We are left bewildered,” said Bakshish Tewari
Speaking to Faking News, Pehle Nehalaoji said, “We believe that the Congress Party’s involvement in the media lately has been exercising an undesirable and negative influence on the youth of this country. We stand by this decision. The comments made by the vice president, Rahul Gandhi, have successfully lowered the IQ of this nation. Even the politically wise audience of this country have become agitated as they have begun to wonder how such politicians could rule this country for so long. They have lowered IQ, yet raised blood, sugar and stress levels. Their disruption in parliament has led to increased tension among the people. To avoid further calamities, we have decided to take action. We want to show the country that we care so much about them.”
Bakshish Tewari was quick to comment on this decision saying, “The action is deplorable and incredulous. Surely, the Modi government is responsible for this. This will discombobulate the people of this country as such a familiar entity would no longer actively participate in media outlets. The loquacious nature of our vice president has given our party much-needed verisimilitude.” After consulting the dictionary thrice and the thesaurus twice, he went on to say, “The effluvium emitted by this undemocratic government is revolting.”
Rahul Gandhi could not be reached for a comment as the principal refused to allow media interaction during school hours.
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