Five ways in which communist Kanhaiyya Kumar would have travelled from Delhi to Hyderabad airport

Hyderabad: The “Bhagat Singh of Shashi Tharoor” and the darling of Indian media, Kanhaiyya Kumar had recently traveled from Delhi to Hyderabad airport in no less than three hours.

Kanhaiyya fights for poor and would have not spent that 5000 rupees for a capitalist flight.

Rather, our revolutionary leader Kanhaiyya would have spent that amount for education of a poor student. Since he had not used aeroplanes for travel, how could he reach Hyderabad airport so soon? Our research team had scratched their head to find out five ways in which he could have done a free transit from Delhi to Hyderabad in such a short duration:

1.

Kanhaiyya would have used the methods that Coyote employed in the RoadRunner show. Snapping the rope would have made sure that he would have flown but reaching the destination might be hard in this.

2.

Remember the Portkey concept from Harry Potter? Also, Kanhaiyya had visited Rahul Gandhi before he appeared in Hyderabad. Rahul Gandhi is our Indian Harry Potter. Connect the dots and you would realise that Kanhaiyya had used Rahul’s shoes as Portkey. However, since Rahul’s shoe is in high demand by many, this also has less chances.

3.

Eventhough Kanhaiyya hates India and its culture, he still would have used one of its stories for flying. Remember the Panchatantra story in which geese helped tortoise to fly? He would have requested two geese to let him fly to Hyd. But being an incessant speaker, we doubt whether he would have survived the flight.

4.

Tom Cruise did this impossible stunt of catching a flight while it was on its take-off for the MI5 movie. Since Sanghis call Kanhaiyya’s moves a stunt, he would have attempted this stunt too, by catching a Delhi-Hyd flight while it took off. Flying on the outside of a plane is not charged.

5.

‘Look, a revolutionary, a natural leader, a saviour of poor, No.. He is Kanhaiyya!’ was the talk of the town, when Kanhaiyya flew like Superman from Delhi to Hyderabad. Free of cost and true to his abilities, this must be the mode of transport for the JNU President.

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