Bengaluru: The Indian Institute of Horticultural Research announced proudly today that it had discovered a new species of the orange fruit, calling it Citrus Trump after its namesake, Donald Trump.
A 5000 year old Citrus Trump
Trump who is the only member of the race Trumpazoid, is characterised by his striking skin colour, shining hair and a perennial pout. This new orange tree was accidentally discovered by one Vijay Maali while he was looking for hidden gold beneath the earth to pay off his ever surmounting debts.
The new species has a huuuuuge canopy but bears only one fruit every twenty years, synonymous with its human counterpart in more ways than one. Speaking to Faking News, a scientist said, “A team of 25 horticulturists have carefully examined this and has decided to name this Citrus tump. We find that the bark of the tree has a very wide girth and is home to many insects, much like a residential tower in the centre of New York. The tree has a lot of social and cultural significance as it happens to be worshiped by a section of the public. We have also discovered that this tree likes to grow near walls and does not allow other plants to grow nearby. This is maybe because it likes hogging all the attention. It also likes flaunting its presence and exaggerating its achievements by bearing flowers which do not turn into fruits most of the time.”
This discovery is sure to shock the world of botany and is expected to get major recognition from various international institutions as the news spreads.
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