Saturday, December 26, 2015

Ram meets Maryada Purushottam to discuss defamation

New Delhi. Mr.Ram Jethmalani will appear for Kejriwal and other AAP leaders in the Delhi High Court. Mr.Arun Jaitley on Monday filed defamation suit against Kejriwal and four other AAP leaders. Mr. Jaitely sought Rs.10 crore in damages for accusing him of corruption when he headed Delhi’s cricket board. The other four AAP leaders besides Mr. Arvnd Kejriwal are M/S Sanjay Singh, Raghav Chadha, Ashutosh and Deepak Bajpayee. The Fakingnews correspondent @khakshar managed to eavesdrop on the conversation between Mr.Jethmalani and Mr.Ashutosh. It was obviously their first meeting and both seemed guarded and in awe of each other. Knowing Ashutosh’s penchant for English and Mathematics, Mr. Arvind decided to be present himself in the meeting. Here are some excerpts of the meeting:

Mr. Arvind Kejriwal preparing to smooch serial kisser Mr. Ram Jethmalani

Mr. Arvind Kejriwal preparing to smooch serial kisser Mr. Ram Jethmalani

Ram- You need not worry.

Ashutosh- Bajirao Mastani. Disappointed. Bhansali licks ideas. Mixed Devdas and RamLeela, film is ready. Tried to be K Asif; logical narration, great acting, No.. Self obsession.

Ram- My information was true, you are a tough nut to crack; even tougher than the block money.

Ashutosh- In Kotla a toilet was made of 4cr. I can bet you can’t use it! It’s so bad.

Ram- That is useful information. At ninety plus and having “Prostrate Gland” problem, I need this kind of Information. Tell more.

Ashutosh- Editors and reporters are behaving like HMV of Arun.

Ram- I know this, talk relevant. The Ppaintiff is very shrewd. “If the accused don’t support, what will the judge do?”

Arvind (interrupting)- But the accused is Mr. Jaitely; he must prove that he is innocent.

Ashutosh- What is there in DDCA file that Mr Jaitley wants to hide from the world and that he sent CBI to CM office to grab that file?

Ram- The impetus of any accusation does not lie on the indicted, or the law of the land will become a Raita.

Ashutosh- Are you giving indication like motor cycle? Here is internal fight in BJP. Senior leader of Modi cabinet wants to fix Jaitley.

Arvind- We end up this; we shall seek another lawyer. Ashu, pleas call Mr. Subraman.

Ram- I as always will have the last word. I refuse to entertain you and the caricature besides you as my clients. I shall not even entertain you as my clerk.

The door opened a fuming Ram was seen coming out.

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