Saturday, December 26, 2015

Kuch din to guzariye Hindustan mein; Letter to Mudi bro

An anonymous letter written to PM has surfaced in which the sender has requested PM to spend a few days in India. This has come as a huge surprise to all the Bhakts as PM is in their heart and does not need to be present in the country OR Lok Sabha to be close to them.

The opposition is taking this as a lead, accusing PM of being scared of the intolerant country and staying away from it. There are many problems in the country; population pollution intolerance Bollywood Income Tax odd/even car days etc etc. Hence, taking advantage of the foreign policy and trade growth, PM is accused of staying out of the country due to these reasons.

While the PMO spokesperson has clearly stated that petrol prices are now down by Rs.2/litre this month and many people are leaving their LPG subsidy, its only possible because of these frequent foreign business visits by Mudi Ji. It is assumed that PM may celebrate New Year in the country but that is just an assumption. Since, Lok Sabha is adjounred sine dine, PM may wish to stay away from the country as he is not bound by attending the Budget session of the Lok Sabha.

It is also assumed that other cabinet ministers may not work next year and everything from 2015 is repeated for 2016 like the budget. Only a few numbers may be increased as always and presented by Jet Lee but who knows; he may land in trouble by that Budget session as Azad is now free. Azad may jump to Kejru bro and both team up against Jet Lee. Hopefully all this will be witnessed by the PM himself otherwise he will miss all the fun if he stays outside the country for a long time now.

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