Saturday, March 5, 2016

Leonardo DiCaprio’s interview confirms his plans about USA & Oscars

It was a shock to everyone that Leonardo DiCaprio made for Oscar this time. This all started through here:

This time Leonardo DiCaprio won Oscar after five failed nominations for his film, The Revenant. This was a shock to us. More, we’re somewhat highly shocked to know that he did not want to go in depression of sixth, so he made a plan to 3D-print an Oscar for himself, from Mr. Oscar Patel, A well-known underworld 3D-printer, who prints a wide range of guns (including HK-416), ammo for his arms, human organs, drugs (i.e.Cocaine,Heroin), what’s more? He has a 3D-printed Limousine, bungalow, cash, and he’d printed his brother too!

This is what is known as 3D-printing:

“3D printing, also known as additive manufacturing (AM), refers to various processes used to synthesize a three-dimensional object. In 3D printing, successive layers of material are formed under computer control to create an object. These objects can be of almost any shape or geometry and are produced from a 3D model or other electronic data source. A 3D printer is a type of industrial robot.

When We asked Leo about that he said,”Yes, it is true. I was so frustrated that I’d kept a shotgun with me at 7th nomination if I’d have not won at 6th nomination, to fire the host, just not for taking my name”. When we asked him why so, he said, “I’m a Maoist. Even if China is our enemy, and Mao, too,  I’m not theirs. In fact, I want to congratulate Kim Jong-Un for their H-Bomb. The government has grown intolerant over communist Korea. Americas must be divided in pieces”. After hearing this, the idea of Rahul Gandhi’s intolerance and JNU’s treason came in our mind. We thought we were back in India.

At last, all’s well that end’s well.

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