Tuesday, April 19, 2016

After hearing Vimal Pan Masala connects hearts Cupid decides to throw Pan Masala pouches at lovers

Ancient Rome: The Roman God of love, Cupid has decided to replace his golden tipped arrows with Vimal Pan Masala to fill people’s hearts with love and desire. Reportedly, Cupid took this decision after watching the latest Vimal Pan Masala Ad that says Vimal connects hearts.

Cupid- Armed with his new weapon of love

Cupid- Armed with his new weapon of love

Vimal’s new ad claiming that they connect hearts has been running after every over of the IPL matches currently taking place in India. This ad has replaced the previous ad celebrating 25 years of Vimal that ran for 25 years on Indian TV.

“I was using golden tipped arrows for centuries but lately I was starting to wonder whether they have lost their effectiveness due to the rising hatred in the world. I was looking around for replacements when I saw this ad for Vimal Pan Masala on a sports channel. The confidence with which they said that Vimal connects hearts made me try it out as a replacement”, Cupid told Faking News correspondent.

“I will be doing test runs with Vimal over the next few months before the worldwide launch on Valentine’s Day next year. Hopefully it will be a success and I can fill the world with love once again”, Cupid added.

Vimal’s new ad claiming that they connect hearts has been running after every over of the IPL matches currently taking place in India. This ad has replaced the previous ad celebrating 25 years of Vimal that ran for 25 years on Indian TV.

Vimal’s marketing team is very happy with this development and is even wondering whether they should replace Ajay Devgn with Cupid as their brand ambassador.

“Ajay is a very good fit for our product but he is appealing only to single Pan masala eaters while with Cupid, we can get the couples to eat Pan Masala together. Our market may double”, said a senior marketing executive.

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