Mumbai: Annoyed with Arnab Goswami’s habit of interrupting panelists while they are countering his allegations on the respective party they belong to , panelists have decided to bring 5 star chocolate along with them.
Ganjay Jha, a spokesperson of a prominent party told Faking news correspondent,” We have been appearing on Newshour for over an year now . In an hour long show we are allowed to speak hardly for 10 minutes . Our politicians may not attend party meets or Parliament but they never miss out on any newshour debate fearing backlash from Mr Arnab given his ability to outrage even over a dead mosquito.”
“His behaviour is completely unjust . We have tried walking out of the show to make him realize but he humiliates us by showing the empty chair again and again to the viewers . I hope 5 star chocolate will help”, the spokesperson added.
This move was suggested by Mathematician cum economist Bianca Chaturvedi . As suggested by her, panelists will bring 5 star chocolate bars with them to silence Arnab Goswami. As seen in the 5 star’s advertisement Twins (Ramesh Suresh) get lost in the creamy silky-smooth texture runny like sauce when they place the chocolate bar in their mouth .
After every question Arnab puts forward, panelists will stuff his mouth with 5 star chocolate bar so that they can speak without any interference by Arnab.
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