In a surprising turn of events last night on the Newshour, a man was allowed to complete a full statement in his defense after Arnab had thrown a question at him. A panel discussion was organized by Arnab on whether calling the Bollywood awards sold out is a matter of dissent or completely anti-Bollywood.
Arnab Goswami was left shocked
Panelist contained 2 mainstream directors who were labelled ‘Calls it anti-Bollywood’, 2 character actors who were labelled ‘Calls it Dissent’, 1 member from the critics panel who took a neutral stand, 1 senior journalist to make sense by not saying anything and 1 superstar- Arnab himself who takes his own stand.
Arnab was busy with answering his own rhetorical questions and even asked a character actor, “I am catching your bluff. Just tell me who is funding you?” After being repeatedly interrupted by the superstar himself, everyone else decided to stay shut. Everything was going according to plan till here when suddenly Arnab threw another rhetorical question at the film critic, but this time something happened which had never happened before.
The film critic replied and was able to complete a sentence before Arnab could interrupt him. Arnab was left shell-shocked by the turn of events and subsequently remained shut for the next 2 mins and allowed the critic a once in a lifetime opportunity to speak on his show. The critic named Deependra Om Omkar Das (D. O. O. D) said in a subsequent interview with Faking News that he hadn’t realized why Arnab had suddenly gone quiet and just kept on speaking to capitalize the window of opportunity because as he says, anyone anywhere refuses to listen to him anyways being a film critic. He said he had more to say as he was on his dream run but the reporter had to leave to take Arnab’s interview who was believed to be returning after his shrink visit.
Arnab shockingly refused to speak to the media as he was still in disbelief over last night’s event. We have got confirmed word from some lawyers shouting, “Bollywood Mata ki Jai” that D. O. O. Das has filed a patent for the unprecedented completion of sentence on Newshour. How the Controller General of Patents sees it as a different story but this might create a record for the fastest acceptance of a patent which might again be patented and Christopher Nolan would make a movie on the same.
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