New Delhi. In a big blow to Modi govt., liberal Charkha Bhatt has written a scathing op-ed over saffronization of India. After the brilliant explanation given by the eminent historian Ram Guha; Charkha, who is also a regular contributor to JNTV, reports how Modi and RSS are planning to completely wipe off traces of green from India.
The communal fruit of India
Our JNTV correspondent dug more information on this. Apparently, Modi was allegedly upset over this report and wanted a symbolic change in the country. This started with the intolerance episodes throughout the country. After the Bihar elections, our brave reporters exposed this under the garb of StartUp India.
Charkha bought a dozen haapus mangoes when she first found out the color was yellowish saffron. When she investigated more, it turned out the whole lot was containing orangish shades, which led her to the conclusion that indeed Ismein RSS ka haath hai. She called up her colleague Khana Tayyub and she was equally vocal about the bigotry being displayed. To take a firm resolve, all our reporters will be gathering for an agitation march against their government in the month of March with Green Kachi Kairi in their hands. All will eat the Kachi Kairi as a mark of protest against spreading saffronization in the country. Congress has already created posters of “Kitne aam khaoge, har ghar se gutli niklegi”. Although no official AAP spokesperson has agreed or denied to join this movement, our correspondents are trying to decipher what The Ashutosh had tweeted earlier. It’s more strange because Aam Aadmi Party was actually made to protect the Aam. Communist Party has also agreed to join our March; but since no Red Mangoes were available, they will carry and eat red chillies as an iconic gesture.
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