Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Kejriwal blames BJP for causing ink pollution in Delhi: Restricts fountain-pen usage to odd days

New Delhi: In a scathing attack against the BJP and PM Modi, Delhi CM Arvind Kejriwal has blamed the saffron party for causing ink pollution in the state of Delhi.

Directing his attack towards the prime minister, Kejriwal said, “Modi has made everything available online so that he can use all the ink from spare fountain-pens for throwing ink through his agents. In fact this is the basis for Digital India campaign. Yeh aam junta hai, sab kuch jaanti hai!

Kejriwal blaming BJP for ink pollution.

Kejriwal blaming BJP for ink pollution.

“I have a new experiment for Delhi schools. From the coming week, secondary school students will use fountain-pen only on odd days. Any student found writing in ink will be penalized with huge impositions to be written on odd pages on even days”, said Kejriwal as he raised his right hand at 60 degrees to command allegiance of the crowd.

Meanwhile, student communities from all corners of Delhi have launched protests and have given an ultimatum to the government that they’d stop the protests and go back to school only if students were exempted from attending school on alternate days based on the odd/even nature of their roll numbers.

Ousted AAP leader Yogendra Yadav said, “I know the cabinet doesn’t have an internal tester like me. This is the reason why odd-even funda is proving to be a flop show. I threw some ink at myself to assess the levels of ink pollution but no one supported me. They are feeling my absence in the party.”

Sources say that some students have decided to use a single fountain-pen on odd days and write notes by taking turns to control the harmful ink pollution.

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