Dear Mr.Gopal,
I am in receipt of your letter asking for the names of 5 good officers to assist you. At the outset, I apologise for the delay in replying to you. As you are aware I had to accompany the PM to Moscow, Kabul and Lahore and even before I could recover from the jet lag, Pathankot happened. I was extremely busy with all these. In between the ODD-EVEN program kicked in and I confess that it was an eye opener to me. Having an odd numbered and odd shaped car, I had to remain at home on even days, spending odd hours on scanning the reports submitted by various agencies. After scanning all the reports, I am impressed with the talent and aptitude of Shri Kejriwal. His ability to penetrate enemy strongholds and uncanny instinct to identify enemy agents is truly amazing and remarkable!
I will give you a few examples. Ability to dig deep into enemy territory:
1. CBI Raids: Sitting in Delhi I could deduce that Pathankot Air Base was the target of the terrorist raids. Similarly sitting in his residence Kejriwal could deduce that CBI was conducting raids in CM’s office and the target was DDCA files.
2. DDCA : His agents in the DDCA passed on actionable intelligence that all reference to Jaitely were being deleted and files were being destroyed.
3. PMO: His latest scoop is remarkable. His top agent deep inside the PMO has informed him of the action plan to raid Sisodia and Satyendra. I am simply astounded to put it mildly, by his resources deep within enemy territory.
4. Spotting Enemy Agents: Identifying Najeeb Jung as Modi’s agent; Bassi as Rajnath’s agent; Chetan Chauhan as Jaitely’s agent; Agnivesh as agent of Kapil Sibal; Baba Ramdev as agent of BJP and a score of Delhites as Ambani agents is truly astounding. Identifying the Union Government as the enemy of the State of Delhi and taking all steps to prevent intrusion and infiltration is par excellence.
5. Contacts: He has good contacts in the right places. His friendship with Ghulam Ali, Kasuri, Sudheendra Kulkarni etc. will be of great help in obtaining actionable intelligence from Pakistan and counter them in real time. His rapport with Mamata on the Eastern front, will help in identifying Bangladeshi spies, opium agents and fake currency agents. His personal friendship with Nitish and Laloo can help to take care of the Baharis from Nepal across the Bihar-Nepal border. His influence with the fishermen in Kudankulam will help to tackle Sri Lankan Navy and possible LTTE men fishing in the troubled Indian waters along the Tamil Nadu coast.
At present he is on a weak wicket in J& K. However I can help him by providing a couple of files related to J&K cricket association. This would help him to set base quickly with PDP, NC, Hurriyat and the stone palters. The intent of this long missive is to seek your help in getting the services of Kejriwal for the Nation. I see him not only as my worthy successor but also as the head of the new agency we are setting up on the lines of CIA,KGB. Mossad and MI 5 put together. With Kejriwal heading the NSA the country would be in safe hands and citizens can relax in the knowledge that enemy activities and enemy agents will be neutralized in real time. Please do help me in getting the services of Kejriwal.
Thank you.
Best regards,
Ajit Doval.
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