New Delhi: The government of India appointed 4G girl as a professor in the newly opened department– ‘downloading’ at IIN Delhi. Considering the rate at which people are taking interest in downloading, research studies reveal that by 2020 this will become a core subject with the potential to engulf subjects such as history, geography, etc. Hence, not to fall behind the global trend, the government of India decided to start educating people about techniques of downloading videos, movies etc. The government conducted a competition to find out the suitable professor for this subject, at Jantar Mantar in front of Arvind Kejriwal. Consequently, none but 4G girl turned up and won the competition, same as Yami Gautam does in Fair & Lovely competitions held every year in various countries.
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4G girl, who completed PhD in downloading from the US Internet Business School, was perplexed upon her return to the country, with the thoughts such as- what evil has been wrought by Indians, why are they not bothered about downloading a video in a jiffy? In an interview with FakingNews, she told, “Since the time I have come back to India after completing my studies, I have been trying to find my feet in the country where there is not much awareness about downloading the videos fast and seems to be moving at a snail’s pace in the field of downloading. Thanks to this competition, now I will enhance the downloading proficiency of each and every student of IIN.
Her grandmother (Granma), flushed with joy and happy tears in her eyes, spoke to FakingNews “I must say, hard work paid off well for her. In the morning when everyone used to rush to finish tasks of the day such as office, household chores, this girl used to go to the terrace and shout out loud by waving her hand with a phone in her fist, if anyone can compete with her in downloading”. Her Granma gingerly continued “people say my granddaughter wears a wig, but in the reality this is her strategy to avoid getting beaten up by violent people, who get defeated in the competition”.
4G girl’s best friend told to Faking News that same as Modi is putting his blood and sweat for ‘Make in India’, my friend has a dream of ‘Downloading in India’. Now, she can live up to her dream of making each and every Indian capable enough to participate in downloading competitions, anywhere anytime.
As per sources, for this year every student of IIN Delhi is eligible to attend lectures that 4G girl will start delivering from 01 May 2016, however, starting from the next year the government will conduct an online test to be eligible for these classes. After this news, there are rumors that Idea and Airtel will work together to enhance the quality standards of education at IIN Delhi, however authentication is yet to be approved.
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