Sunday, March 20, 2016

Rahul Gandhi retaliates after Shaktimans leg was broken by BJP

New Delhi. Rahul, an avid Shaktimaan and Chota Bheem follower, initially expressed disbelief after the news channels reported Shaktiman’s leg being injured.

This BJP led NDA govt is anti-cartoons too

This BJP led govt is anti-cartoons too

But after he learnt about a BJP MLA mercilessly beating the $hit out of his superhero, he has been in shock since morning and hasn’t even brushed his teeth or eaten his corn flakes since this morning.

He has asked his mummy and party leaders to take him to Shaktiman immediately or has threatened to stomp his feet and cry in full volume throwing a bigger tantrum than the one after his defeat in the game of election-election in mid 2014.

It is also being said that all his friends have offered him their Shaktiman toy, but he has refused and wants the one who has been reportedly been crippled. The least he could accept otherwise, is another chance to tell his jokes in the Lok Sabha.

Sources are now revealing that he has called Chota Bheem to the rescue now, as Pokemon has been busy all this week.

Mum Sonia and party have decided not to tell him that the Shaktiman in question is just a horse and not the real one, in a bid to avoid cause another running away to Nepal, Malaysia and Thailand episode.

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