Hyderabad. The bizarre incident took place in Hyderabad the last Sunday with Techie Vijay Prasad, who recently ordered exclusive cheap Chinese from NoClues.com. When Faking News reporter Mr Kuch B Fenku, went on to investigate the issue; further found out the following.
Boost to the max. Turn your phone into a super phone. You know that me-gusta feeling when you touch this ‘Super Power S’ icon.
The said exclusive cheap Chinese phone contains 13MP back, 5 MP front camera, 2 GB RAM and ESLO processor (extra-slow) processor priced at just Rs 6499. After some days of usage, the performance of the phone started degrading. And even without Vijay knowing he started getting ads in the phone, whenever he opened any application like “Virus Detected!”, “You can free up 732 MBs of space on your phone”, “Boost your phones performance by 50 times!”, “Increase Battery Life by 3 days”, and so on…
Excited with the above ads, he immediately started downloading those applications each claiming it would increase the phone’s performance to at least 80%, and frees up to 2 GB of memory, and boosts battery by 70%.
After brain storming and finding out that if he installs 5 such application, he can save up to 350% battery and can charge power bank with that saved power and also can create 10 GB of extra space with his 8GB phone; he immediately started installing the apps.
It was good till he installed 3-4 applications and it was great fun too, to see the performance of phone getting increased in real time with those moving animations. Specially, when you are standing in an elevator and 4-5 other people are staring at your screen, suddenly you touch that round widget on your 5’HD screen and it boosts up the phone at the speed of thunder- showing the fascinating lightning animation.
Note: This article is complete imagination and has been written as satire and to generate humor and does not in particular point to any person or organization or any other thing.
Boost to the max. Turn your phone into a super phone. You know that me-gusta feeling when you touch this icon.
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