Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Impressed with the acronyms POTUS and FLOTUS, Arvind Kejriwal declares himself as FAADU

New Delhi: The chief minister of Delhi, Arvind Kejriwal has rechristened himself as FAADU after being mightily impressed with the acronyms: POTUS and FLOTUS used by the president and first lady of the United States.

“Arvind Kejriwal wearing his newly designed cap.”

“Arvind Kejriwal wearing his newly designed cap.”

While POTUS and FLOTUS stand for President of The United States and First Lady of The United States, FAADU will stand for First Aam Aadmi of Delhi Uncensored. Kejriwal has reportedly changed the name of his office to Office of the Faadu from its regular name Chief Minister’s Office (CMO).

Taking cue from this change, AAP’s campaigning team looking at re-branding the party’s image has come up with a new slogan -“Abki Baar Faadu Sarkaar” for the next elections which could occur anytime between now and the end of current 5-year term. Aam junta of Delhi have welcomed the decision of title change and seem to be obsessed with the term FAADU already while the AAP volunteers are happy that it rhymes with their election symbol Jhaadu.

Sources say officials at the White House became nervous after hearing this news as they feared POTUS and FLOTUS would get invalidated, giving them with a huge task of finding new names for the president and his wife.

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