Saturday, May 9, 2015

Court to auction teardrops of Salman Khan, expects them to fetch minimum 200 crores

Mumbai: Apart from delivering judgment in Salman Khan’s hit & run case, the sessions court has revealed that it had collected the teardrops of Salman Khan.

After the judgement was read, Salman Khan had reportedly cried inside the sessions court. This has not moved the judge but a policeman standing next to Bhai had captured the tears before it fell to the ground. Holding the photo of the vial that currently houses the teardrops of Sallu Bhai, Inspector Balram, beamed to us. “This is a treasure. This is a testimony to the pressure that our beloved Bhai was going through. I have submitted this vial to the court for further actions. I’m his biggest fan and I could not tolerate putting handcuffs on his hands. These are times I wonder why do we have law and punishments. But thankfully, he got his bail.”

Earlier, Mithun Chakraborty had reportedly taken away precious tears of Salman and sold it for crores to a reputed jeweler in Kolkata.

Earlier, Mithun Chakraborty had reportedly taken away precious tears of Salman and sold it for crores to a reputed jeweler in Kolkata.

We then met a crowd of enthusiastic Salman Khan fans who were trying to catch a view of Bhai’s teardrops from outside the court premises. Feroze, who identified himself as ‘Salman’ Feroze, said, “I could not sleep for the past two days. How can judge be so ruthless in handing out such atrocious punishment to our golden heart? If only Bhai had walked a bit slower in Kick, he would have been booked for hit & run of train too. I just shudder thinking of what would have happened to those passengers sleeping in train?”

We met with a senior judge, who on condition of anonymity said, “We have decided to auction the teardrops of Salman Khan. We have set the starting price as 1.5 Crore rupees.”

When we told him about the auction, he said, “I will buy it for two hundred crores. I will run along the inner perimeters of theaters carrying Sallu bhai’sposter and earn 200 crores in 20 days. His heart is gold. Tears originate from the purity of heart. Hence, I will not miss those precious pearls.”

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