Mumbai: Proud Marathi and MNS leader, Raj Thackeray is set to self-immolate after a family tree revealed that he is only 99% Marathi. Raj Thackeray’s cousin’s aunt’s grandfather’s mother’s cousin’s uncle’s great-grandmother’s paternal uncle descended from the small town of Juhuvostok, located in present-day Russia.
Only known photograph of Comradhe Thackeray
This means that Raj Thackeray is 0.1% Russian and is hence unfit to lead MNS. Shameful of the dishonour he has brought upon his party, he has selflessly decided to self-immolate.
Raj Thackeray’s Russian family member, Comradhe Thackeray, was responsible for loading coal into steam engines and creating fire and is said to have ignited the fire in Raj Thackeray’s belly to set fire to everything that can be set on fire.
When contacted, he said he would answer only in Marathi and said that he could not make head or tail of the language called ‘English’, claiming that it was spoken only by remote tribes in southern Africa.
His spokesperson, however, was ready to shell out an explanation stating that, “Comradhe Thackeray is a revered member of the Thackeray family, who was the first person to take our ideologies and agitations to an international platform. He is a proud Maharashtrian who taught Marathi to all the members of Juhuvostok and tried to make a second Maharashtra in Russia.”
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