Mohali. After beating Australia brutally in a virtual quarter final of ICC T20 World Cup, the all-time great chaser Virat Kohli has been asked by the Government of India to chase Vijay Mallya and bring him back to India.
“Save yourself Mallya”: Kohli warning
The announcement came when the heads of the public sector banks in a meeting with the Ministry of Finance were discussing how to recover their dues from the indebted liquor baron who owes thousands of crores of rupees to Indian Banking System.
A Senior official of an infamous bank which has lunch time more than its working hours, on condition of anonymity, said, ” We have conducted several meetings and have tried to chalk down the plans on how to capture the low flying King. Till date, even after summoning him, we are not able to trace him. Hence the only name which comes in our mind for chasing anything in the world is of Virat Kohli, who chased Australia last night just like America chased Osama, or even worse than that.”
The news has brought sense of joy amongst grandchildren of Kingfisher employees who are expecting their grandparents salary which is still kept in arrears by the airlines.
In another news, JP Morgan Chase has decided to rebrand itself as JP Morgan Kohli just to increase its market valuation.
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