Mohali. Some Chinese officials were in India on the day of India-Australia match. They had come to buy Ambuja cement to repair the dilapidated Great Wall of China. After watching the ads, the officials were convinced that if the wall made of Ambuja cement can support the muscle man, Khali then it can easily withstand harsh winds and weather conditions.
Kohli – The Virat Wall
Relaxing in their OYO room, the officials started watching the cricket match, as it was the only channel coming in their TV. They got interested as it was a close match. They thought that the match was out of India’s hand but then Virat came and stood like a wall. They asked one waiter about Virat Kohli and what does Virat mean. Waiter told them that Virat means Great, same as the Great Wall of China. It was then one official thought that it would be a good idea to rename the Great Wall to Virat Wall, to improve diplomatic relations with India.
Gmail was sent to the Chinese President’s office. The office accepted the idea and replied affirmatively without any delay. In the morning, the Chinese President, Hu Jintao Googled whether Narendra bhai is in India or on some foreign tour, then he called Modi announced the news, asking Kem-Cho. Modi replied that he was Maja-ma-Cho by this decision and tweeted selfies of him hugging the phone, while the President was on the call.
Also the President of JNU, Kanhaiya, the boy who takes more open-theatre classes than his professors do, also commented on the matter. Mr Kanhaiya, who is an ardent admirer of communism and so of China, appreciated the decision and resorted to sloganeering. One slogan chanted was- “ Jai Jawan, Jai Kisaan, Kohli h Bharat ka shaan, Anushka mat chodo aisa insaan”.
With Virat wall defending the nation, the team India marches to semifinals. Officials of China fascinated by the game have told that they will soon call Indian team to learn nuances of Cricket.
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