Hardik was born in Choryasi, a small town near Surat, Gujarat. As a kid, he was brought up in a religious family where Shloks, Bhajans and the narrations of mythological stories by his grandparents were a daily norm. He was quick, strong and could easily beat-up boys twice his size exclaims Amish Patel who is his close friend since the two were just 7 years old.
It was only when he was 12, that he fell upon the eyes of Mr Rajath Bhattacharya, a serial Entrepreneur and a visiting professor at IIM Ahmedabad. “Deciding to focus on Cricket was a strategic move we took, and has paid of very well,” he says.
However, Hardik’s Grandparents had a different view – they somehow saw an incarnation of Arjuna in him. All fell into perceptive on Wednesday, when Nehra preached Gita to this young lad, and the rest as you know is history.
But one thing is unknown. Bumrah eavesdropped this revelation and time traveled to bowl yorkers. Most people are finding it hard to believe.
Mahesh a student of IISc Bangalore who was present at the venue has decided to put his current research project aside and instead research on this topic. But, the important question lingering is his mind, he says was, why did Bumrah not time-travel further back and take the catch he had dropped.
When we contacted Bumrah to get his comments on this, he was quick to point out that – Nehraji dint teach the art of fielding. “In-fact if I had chosen that – forget the dropped catch, I would have misfielded every ball that came my way,” he laughs.
Meanwhile, Arvind Kejriwal has called on a dharna and fasting smelling something utterly fishy. “Why did Nehra, a resident of Delhi preach Hardik, a resident of Gujarat (Modiji’s state) these techniques?” he argued.
However the most important preaching of the day came from Baba Ramdev to Hardik and Bumrah. “You might all know the tale of Abhimanyu,” he says, “How Krishna had thought the art of Chakravyuh to Abhimanhu while he was still in Subhadra’s womb. If Hardik and Bumrah try to consummate with their wife/girlfriend in the next couple of days, their kids could be no less that Samast Gyaanee like him.”
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