New Delhi: After making waves across the nation by running from India, Vijay Mallya is set to compete with Usain Bolt in this years Olympics to run “for” India, confirmed Indian Olympic Association (IOC). After going through many applications, Vijay Mallya’s running record seemed to have won him an easy ticket to the Olympic finals, to be held in Brazil this year.
Vijay Mallya training by running away from bankers
Mallya has been preparing for this run since 2011, when the Kingfisher saga started. He has been trained in multiple countries under different climatic and legal conditions. He has successfully completed his runs from all these countries.
“Dad has always been good at running. However, he had stopped running since 2005. Fortunately, the downfall of Kingfisher Airlines gave his talent a new lease of life. He started running again”, exclaimed Siddharth Mallya, clearly proud of his father.
When we asked him more about his father’s training regime, Siddharth revealed that bankers who gave big loans to his father were always present at the training ground. Looking at them, Mallya would run even faster.
“Sometimes dad would take it very lightly. We would then call more banks that he owes money to. He has been the fastest when all the bankers were present”, continued Siddharth.
IOC also thinks Olympics being held in Rio would be a big advantage. Since Mallya has always had a thing for Brazilian girls, he would run faster towards them. The presence of bankers coupled with exotic Brazilian girls will make it “cake-run” for Mallya.
Usain Bolt has started running even harder after realizing Mallya is running with him. Mallya hopes to win Gold and finally pay back some part of his debt. Only time will tell if he will return the money or never return from Brazil!
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