Ahmedabad. The bizarre incident took place in Ahmedabad last week. As per the sources, it was a typical Indian wedding organized at typical Indian party plot with typical Indian ceremony. Reporter Mr. Khanchandaniya went on and asked different guests present at wedding to know about the exact issue.
Mr and Mrs Hajmolawala, who were also amongst group of the guests who filed law-suite said, “It was all fine till wedding day. We were pretty excited to go in this wedding since the day invitation came. The real reason behind it to be the wedding was on Sunday evening; so anyway we would not have cooked and would have gone out for dinner.”
They continued, “All ceremony seemed to be usual only till wedding but the real trouble emerged when dinner started. Initially we enjoyed all types of starters, soups, pickles, south Indian and Bengali dishes. Later realizing that if we go on like this consuming all 176 items, we may miss the main course; immediately we targeted the Main Course. To our greatest of surprise we could find only two Sabzis, one ‘Tawa Sabzi’ and other ‘Aloo ka bhartha’.
Honest Indian wedding Thali, 36 items in 36sqcm (left)
Guests reaction when they found out there is no Paneer ki Sabzi in menu! (right)
Upon insistence of Mrs Hajmolawala, Mr Hajmolawala even went on with plate in hand and roamed around for 15 minutes but could not find any ‘Paneer Ki Sabzi’. And then the surprise turned into greatest of shock. “On his way of Paneer-hunt he also met Mr.Pan-dya who was also searching for the same; the duo after unable to find any Paneer ki Sabzi also confirmed the same with Chef making Roomali Roti.
One of the other guests, Mr Dabbawala said, “How can someone be such irresponsible in a wedding! I mean , if you have two sweets instead of three sweets that is tolerable. But no Paneer Ki Sabzi? How will the wedding be completed without that? This is completely intolerable”.
Mr Beerpreet interfered in between and started talking, “I go on to every wedding, even those where I am not invited; giving them benefit of doubt that they might have forgotten to invite or they may not know me”.
He further added, “I always try to find out the difference among ‘Paneer Lababddar’, ‘Paneer Butter Masala’, ‘Paneer Pasanda’, ‘Paneer Baldi’ and so on. But I or my family have never been able to find that. Sadly we missed this chance as we did not have any Paneer sabzi to taste here. Otherwise if we would have identified the difference, the world would have finally known the mysterious secret hidden for so long among pages of mankind”.
Honest Indian wedding Thali, items trying to adjust themselves, 36 items in 36sqcm
As Reporter Khanchandiya had to go to some Wedding reception; he left other people who were still holding their breath to give reasons of finding law-suite and left the place.
While as Congress vice president also jumped into this and said, “Kaha hai achhe din? It is so costly that now people can’t even afford basic Paneer Ki Sabzi in a wedding! In the days of UPA even when the crude prizes were much higher; common people used to have Paneer ki bhurjee and Italian Shahi Paneer in wedding”.
While as some counterpart said, “It is only the issue created by extreme lefts. The caterer is a left supporter and he did not want to include Paneer ki Sabzi on menu, because it leaves saffron colour on fingers of people for a couple of days”.
However, reservation specialists have also demanded reservation for Paneer in every wedding plate. If not given will they soon start Dharna and have threaten government that they will throw away all the food on plates not having Paneer.
As per the latest reports coming, cheese balls have also demanded equal reservation and telling that their reservation in plate must be on top of Paneer and not including the space given to Paneer.
The Puris and Rotis are now silently trying to adjust in whatever space left in the plate saving their self from not getting coloured by Gravy of Paneer or crushed between Bowl of cheese balls.
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