Bengaluru: According to sources, Government has planned to not arrest Vijay Mallya on a specific condition.
Vijay Mallya, the owner of United Breweries was in boiler, after he was not willing to pay back his loans. The banks which had previously pushed small money lenders into depression and even suicide was anxious to collect debt from Mallya fearing he might get depressed. “His depression will start showing in beer quality. What if he suddenly gets anxious and pisses in one of the brewery?”, exclaimed one such bank official.
The dream of every Indian. And now, the final chance for Vijay Mallya.
But, the recent movements reveal that Mallya might be put behind bars anytime. The whole of country having Kingfisher beer within bars is eagerly anticipating Mallya behind bars. Surprisingly, Mallya might escape jail only because of his brewery business.
As per sources, Government is willing to bargain prison term with Mallya if he can promise of chill beer from his breweries. “Beers are the fastest moving alcohol drink in India. Among all the beers, Kingfisher proves to be cheap and best. You can even spot a non-engineering student at every street, but it is hard to spot someone without Kingfisher beer at his hand outside liquor outlets. But, one of the most stated complaint regarding that beer is that it is not chill. Eventhough liquor outlets keep it in cartons and also refrigerate few bottles, when it lands up in the hands of our eager citizens, it becomes lukewarm”, started one of the sources.
He continued, “More than the letters from Kingfisher employees to Banks and Government and even more than the tweets from Bhakts trolling prominent journos on Twitter, there had been several letters from Kingfisher beer customers filled with their agony. Mallya just threw those letters into fire, just like how he threw bank default mails. Now, with the Government willing to let him go free on the condition of serving chilled beer, he will have to take it serious.”
It appears that Mallya has accepted to bottle KF beers in conditioned bottles which can hold chillness for months together. Government will soon waive his loans and will set him free. “Don’t give a @@$# about who swindles what and where. All that matters is ‘chill beer bhai'”, an ardent drinker of KingFisher beer said with a grin.
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