Doctors protest against cricket commentators using the phrase ‘just what the doctor ordered’ way too often

New Delhi. Faking news on receiving  the news of some doctors protesting against cricket commentators in Jantar Mantar, correspondent Bonobos rushed to the venue.

Harsha Bhogle in ‘just what the doctor ordered’ state

Bonobos found some angry doctors shouting slogans and holding candles,he asked a man seemed who seemed  to be the one  leading the protest. He introduced himself as leading constipation specialist of the city Dr. Jamaalgota Julaabi. He angrily told bonobos, “We are sick and tired of cricket commentators using the phrase ‘Just what the doctor ordered’. All the commentators including ace motivation guru Ravi Shashtri, cricket wikipedia Harsha Bhogle and commentary legend Rameez Raja use the phrase way too often. I just want to know who is the doctor who orders cover drives when runs are not coming, wickets when partnership is flourishing, sixes when there is a maiden over, bowlers bowling yorkers when the batsmen is hitting big sixes. We are the doctors, we prescribe medicines, we do not order cricketers to perform certain activities. Although we prescribe tests and medicines in direct proportion to the  amount mentioned in the mediclaim policy and not as per the ailment. But these cricket commentators as misguiding public by repeatedly saying the phrase”.

Another obesity specialist  Dr. Malai Charbiwala told, “We never interfere on cricket commentators’ work although our patients suffer from all kinds of diseases like blood pressure, hypertension, diabetes after listening their commentary. Last week one of my patients who is a Rohit Sharma fan went into depression after hearing Rameez Raja praising Virat Kohli. But I did not say a word. Using the phrase ‘Just what the doctor ordered’ can be used only in cases wherein commentators have written proof otherwise we wont allow it to continue. Plus we still haven’t received fees for those prescriptions which the commentators say that doctors have ordered”.

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