USA. In what turns out to be a bold move to target youngsters, Apple has launched their eye-gear- a goggle with a headset for the club goers. Though the goggles have only one feature, that of spotting a Hottie around and instantly notifying the user, the gadget is learnt to have a lot of potential.
They found each other
Tim Cook, CEO of Apple has praised his research team for coming up with this brilliant innovation, in the recent event of its launch. The head developer at Apple went ahead and explained,”The product comes with two variants, ‘iCandy G’ for the pretty ladies and ‘iCandy D’ for the dudes. It works on a very simple algorithm though. The user needs to set his own benchmark only once at the time of installation, by rating the pre-loaded pictures of the opposite sex. They have to rate them on the scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the hottest. Then the user just needs to set the scale for that outing, before entering the club.”
The headset response is said to function in an old school manner however. It would just voice out 10 O’clock or 2 0’clock kind of response as soon as its spots a hottie above the pre-set scale. The user can then check out in the direction of the hour hand.
Gaurav, a Frequent club-goer was elated when he first heard about the product. “It is like a dream come true for me. It can save me from a lot of disappointments of raising expectations and wasting priceless moments. I would finally be able to land my eyes on someone pretty enough. iCandy is so on my list now”, said Gaurav.
Girl gang did not hide their excitement either. Pooja expressed herself by congratulating Apple for launching iCandy G. ” It is good that our needs are catered too. Why should boys have all the fun ?” she said.
All-in-all iCandy is set to start a new trend in tech and social circles.
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