London: Vijay Mallya, who has borne the brunt of Rhymes Now’s ongoing investigation against his default, escaped to London a few days ago only to have been rediscovered by Detective Borenab Go-Away-Swami.
Vijay Maali meeting investors to demo his product
The 60-year-old, now has changed his surname from Mallya to Maali and has become a gardener in Lalit Modi’s backyard. However, the businessman has found it difficult to shoo away his entrepreneurial spirit and has already begun work on his newest venture – marijuana.
Truly living up to his name of “The King of Good Times”, Vijay Maali has turned a section of Lalit Modi’s garden into a ganja farm. Sources say he has been serenading the young plants with tape recordings of bank managers demanding their money back. He has pulled out all stops to ensure that this venture does not become a failure. Exercising his influence again, he has landed a loan of Rs. 2000 crores against no collateral to fund his plan. Capitalising on his son’s accent, he has won the trust of the House of Commons and is said to be pushing for legalised recreational marijuana usage in the country.
In a matter of 3 days, Mr. Maali has been said to reduce unemployment in the area by 50%, hiring a network of salesmen and advertisers to promote his product. His company is yet to be named, however, sources report that suggestions are on the table and Mr. Maali is likely to go with “Uhhhh Brooo Group.”
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