New Delhi. Pundidnt Sri^∞ Airva Shrank has announced he will be conducting a 3 day cultural event called “Art of Dying” at the Delhi War Cemetery. The “Far Loving It” foundation will be arranging the formalities for the event. The foundation will be spending a whopping 10 crore to construct a big stage on top of the graves of Indian soldiers.
The Pundidnt clarified that the event is not a religious one but just a unification of people to dance on top of Indian Army martyrs graves. When the news of this event got out, the protesters started their agitation and signature campaigns to stop this event. But rumours in the political circle say that the pundidnt will have his way with his political connections. The foundation also claims that the souls of the fallen soldiers will feel happy after the event.
News channels digging in to the background of the pundidnt claim that he is the evil twin brother of a well known Indian celebrity, but spokesperson for the foundation vehemently denied the allegations. He went on to talk about the awesomeness of the pundidnt. He said that their leader is so awesome, that it cannot be measured by the number of “Sri”s preceeding his name, so it is often represented as Sri^∞ = Sri to the power of infinity.
The foundation explains that there is not much attention paid to death in our culture. In order to promote the importance of death, they will be conducting this event. People who are ready to die can oppose this event, they warned. The foundation members will be going to the Amar Jawan Memorial later to steal CNG for their catering services. They are also planning for a few more events like this in the future.
Art of Polluting
Art of Dyeing (Beard and Hair)
Art of Lying
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