Friday, March 18, 2016

Modi’s wax statue to be fitted with eyes that automatically detect and turn towards cameras

London: The makers of wax statues in Madam Tussaudes are going extra miles to ensure that PM Modi’s wax statue should be exact replica of him in terms of looks and behavior. In a bid to make it more realistic, the artists are working on creating moving eyes that always look in the direction of camera, a trait Modi has mastered during last 20 months in office as a PM. They are a passionate team which leaves no wax unburned stone un-turned to ensure we deliver the best product, told a wax artists employed at the museum.

PM Modi's camera love

PM Modi’s camera love could be seen in Madame Tussaudes

“Mr. Modi has always kept pace with the technology. When Sony and Nikons were putting face detection technology in their cameras, Modi ji had developed camera detection technology all by himself. So we must acknowledge that while creating his wax statue”, chief architect at Madame Tussaude told our reporter Shaitaan Khopdi™.

Excited with this idea, engineers are also thinking of cashing on Modi’s craze for selfies. As per the sources there is a proposal of making his face flash a grin whenever anyone stands by the side of statue to take a selfie. Not only that, the grin will turn into a frown if someone tries to photobomb the selfie by putting a ‘V’ sign behind his head, or mistakenly holds the camera at wrong angle.

Meanwhile sensing an opportunity to launch a political attack on PM, all the opposition parties have once again accused him of being a narcissist. Some of them even went back to bring in the issue of monogrammed suit he wore last year which according to various source based estimates costed anywhere between 10K to 15Lakh.

Delhi CM, who these days has an opinion ready about everything under the sun tweeted, “Modi ji gets waxed and poor Aam Aadmi gets taxed. Is this the Acche Din we were promised?” Controversial journalist Barkha Dutt also tweeted, “Can we have a wax statue of Mr Nawaz Sharif along with Mr. Modi? #AmanKiAsha.” Raising the tempo a notch higher Rahul Gandhi read out a hand scribbled note in a press conference, “Modi ji, you let Rs 7000 Cr defaulter (Vijay Mallaya) leave the country. When wax statue is complete, please keep it at airport security gates. So that can be used as a watchman for the country.”

Reacting to these statement PMO responded, “Rahul ji, if a 7000Cr defaulter is allowed to go out, you should catch the obvious hint. By the way when is the next hearing of Rs 9000Cr NH scam? Let us know if you need any help from us #GandhiMuktCongress #CongressMuktBharat”.

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