Thursday, March 10, 2016

MNS releases simply guidelines to help its workers successfully burn autorickshaws

Last night MNS workers were delighted when they heard their leader Raj Thackeray asking them to burn autorickshaws. However, they were confused as the party president put forward come conditions for burning the vehicles.

As per Raj, only the newly registered autos driven by non-Marathi drivers were to be put on fire, that too after making sure that no living person was inside the auto when it was set on fire.

To make life easier for the MNS workers, the party has released a flowchart to help them decide which auto to burn. Following is the exclusive copy received by Faking News:

Auto burning flowchart

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