London: The world famous wax museum at London, Madame Tussauds, today announced that “Horse Shaktiman” is a hugely important animal in the Indian politics and shall be waxed soon at the museum.
Speaking to Faking News, Madame Tussaud- IV, said, “Shaktiman, the horse who was allegedly beaten up by a cruel Indian politicians which made headline across the world was recuperating at the famous London animal hospital and my heart melted watching his innocent eyes, so I thought to wax Horse Shaktiman”.
Soon to be seen in Madame Tussauds
He suffered grievous injuries during a protest rally in India and was battered, bruised and left with a broken limbs.
Queen Elizabeth–II who is also a hippophile, visited the hospital to see the renowned Horse Shaktiman. To her surprise, she found that Shaktiman has royal traits.
Her excellency, instantaneously issued an investigation notice to the hospital. The veterinary team conducted genotyping studies and found that Horse Shaktiman has mixed genes from Horse Badal of Queen Laxmi Bai, Horse Chetak of King Maharana Pratap and Horse Badal of King Shivaji.
As the news broke off, immediately, Queen Elizabeth–II recruited horse Shaktiman for her Clarence who was earlier exorcised by the Uttarakhand Police force. Horse Shaktiman recovered his injuries and is now a permanent member of the Royal Mews of the British Royal Family.
Our correspondent also interviewed Horse Shaktiman. He said, “The humans, are the most inhuman species on planet Earth, I am an animal, but still I am humane”.
I am happy that I was ‘Made in UK’ (Uttarakhand) but now I am ‘Married in UK’ (United Kingdom) to my partner horse of the Queen’s Clarence named “Kriti”. 21st April, on occasion of Queen’s 90th birthday, my wax statue shall be personally unveiled by her.
Tourists take selfies with me including Queen and the Royal family. I am delighted to be known as the “Royal Horse of Queen”. Well, the entire world is eagerly awaiting for the wax statue of the Royal Horse Shaktiman.
Meanwhile, sources reveal that Rahul Gandhi and Alia Bhatt too applied at the Madame Tussauds for crafting their wax statues, but their application were precluded stating, “We make statues of humans and not humans out of statues”.
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